Pictures

So I know what you're probably thinking....

"Ok, Cory... It's all fine and good to claim you have the longest nipple hair on earth, but why should I believe you?"

A good point... And I will be posting pictures soon, I promise. It is just a little awkward to ask my buddy for ten minutes of his time so he can photograph my nipples.

That said, just to prove that I am at least serious about this, and to lend myself some credibility - here is the best picture I could find. I know it doesn't look impressive because this is basically a zoomed in picture of me with my shirt off:

Now, this picture is not in any way supposed to deem myself the record holder. It is merely a placeholder until I can take a better picture.

For comparison, here is Tyler's "record-breaking" picture:



All I'm trying to say is - to you doubters out there... at least admit that I might be serious here.