Introduction
You may be asking yourself right now...
"Longest Nipple Hair?"
Yes. This blog is about long nipple hair, in particular, the longest nipple hair on Earth.
"Really?"
Yes, Really. Now let's move on.
The current holder of the "longest nipple hair" record, according to Guinness, is a student at the University of Western Ontario named Tyler Ing [google]. You can read about Tyler's so-called record on this weird pro-canadian forum. From the article:
"It might not be the type of world record you would take home to mother, but it is a world record and it was set here in London.
It's the length of a black hair on Tyler Ing's right nipple. It's 8.89 centimetres (3.5 inches) long -- long enough to make the 2006 Guinness Book of Records as the longest nipple hair on Earth."
Longest nipple hair on Earth, eh, Canada? I think not! As of this morning i have measured the longest of my many nipple hairs, and it chalks in at over 4.5 inches, or 30% longer than Tyler's longest hair. If the longest one, or as I call him, "the deadilest of assassins," (Chet, for short) happens to fall out in some kind of freak nipple accident or pro-Tyler sabotage operation? Fear not America, i have SEVERAL (e.g. at least 5) nipple hairs longer than 4 inches. In other words? This record is mine.
In this space I'll be chronicling my path to glory, as I seek to become the Guinness World Record holder of "Longest Nipple Hair." I'd also like to provide a forum to discuss nipple-hair related news and topics, and provide a safe haven for the few, the proud, the long.
Why, you ask?
Well.... why the hell not?
Stay tuned.
"Longest Nipple Hair?"
Yes. This blog is about long nipple hair, in particular, the longest nipple hair on Earth.
"Really?"
Yes, Really. Now let's move on.
The current holder of the "longest nipple hair" record, according to Guinness, is a student at the University of Western Ontario named Tyler Ing [google]. You can read about Tyler's so-called record on this weird pro-canadian forum. From the article:
"It might not be the type of world record you would take home to mother, but it is a world record and it was set here in London.
It's the length of a black hair on Tyler Ing's right nipple. It's 8.89 centimetres (3.5 inches) long -- long enough to make the 2006 Guinness Book of Records as the longest nipple hair on Earth."
Longest nipple hair on Earth, eh, Canada? I think not! As of this morning i have measured the longest of my many nipple hairs, and it chalks in at over 4.5 inches, or 30% longer than Tyler's longest hair. If the longest one, or as I call him, "the deadilest of assassins," (Chet, for short) happens to fall out in some kind of freak nipple accident or pro-Tyler sabotage operation? Fear not America, i have SEVERAL (e.g. at least 5) nipple hairs longer than 4 inches. In other words? This record is mine.
In this space I'll be chronicling my path to glory, as I seek to become the Guinness World Record holder of "Longest Nipple Hair." I'd also like to provide a forum to discuss nipple-hair related news and topics, and provide a safe haven for the few, the proud, the long.
Why, you ask?
Well.... why the hell not?
Stay tuned.
posted by Cory at 7:07 AM
1 Comments:
Hey - be a sport and don't file for this record yet.
You're clearly worthy of world champion status.
At one point I too sported a King nipple hair. It was a freak of over 4 inches.
Alas, I lost it before I could make any claim.
Years have past, and I'm now noticing a Prince nipple hair full of promise and vigor.
I ask only that you give me an opportunity to grow it out a bit more so that I can claim my only chance at a world record.
You'd be able to beat me easily also.
Think about it.
Post a Comment
<< Home